What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Why would calling me an incel help anything? How does that solve anything? Why can’t you actually be helpful and offer productive honest advice?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Do dogs feel love?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What was your experience when trying GHB?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?